Needing Ideas

Agh, so I'm struck with writer's block! My creative flow has been cut off! Noooo!
Bleh, so I already have my idea for Braitsch's essay... but I have about three other essays to write.
Listing necessary for organization purposes:

(In order of importance):
-"The Era Of Wonderful Nonsense" essay
Lina has no leads. I don't know how to write an essay about a quote.
-Scheme&Trope of a Quote essay *Rhea'sProject@Braitschs*
Shit, I don't know. A 20-line quote? Wtfux. Seriously... I don't know what kind of quote to do.
-NHS personal essay.
THAT MOFO IS DUE NEXT WEEK! Ughh, I don't know why I'm bothering with this! Oh wait, I do know. ._. Egh, I don't know what to write about my character. WHAT MAKES ME A LINACHAN!? Someone explain that shit to me, and I'll give you a freaking Susan B. Anthony coin. Ha!



Along with essays, I've got NO CLUE how I'm going to do my seatbelt poster. I don't want to bite off of Jan's previous entry (it's hanging off of Sue's wall), but I've got no original ideas. Gah, Google bring me good luck... and many good ideas!